Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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