Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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