The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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