Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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