We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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