Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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