I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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