Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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