Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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