return my video game
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
handjob tips. give me some.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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