): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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