Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I don't think brook has ever known best
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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