he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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