dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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