Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The chlamydia really affected his face.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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