i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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