i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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