Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Dignity is for republicans.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
