pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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