she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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