NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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