i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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