I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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