people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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