oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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