Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i think i just lost a toe
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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