i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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