Whod you bang
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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