I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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