so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
honey bunches of taint.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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