is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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