just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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