i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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