Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Couch. On fire.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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