I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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