a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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