I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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