Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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