I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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