There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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