I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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