We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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