No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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