Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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