it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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