Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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