fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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