I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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