Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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