His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
