is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Randomize
