Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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