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say what?
wanna hang out?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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