shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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