Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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