is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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