I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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