I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
i need some magic done to my vagina
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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